"Let's say, if I had a drink for every Venezuelan we've killed, I'd really like that number of drinks," said Donald Trump's fog of warred Secretary of Defense/War tonight in Saturday Night Live's unusually high temperature cold open.

Singer, songwriter, and producer Dijon debuted on Saturday Night Live with performances of tracks from his latest album, Baby. Dijon opened with “Higher!,” which came out in August to positive reviews.

Sarah Sherman dressed up as the viral drunk raccoon who broke into a Virginia liquor store in a “Saturday Night Live” skit. “Here to explain their actions is that drunk raccoon,” comedian Colin Jost said during the “Weekend Update” segment.

“Let’s just say if I had a drink for every Venezuelan we’ve killed, I’d really like that number of drinks.”

Melissa McCarthy’s dramatic transformation took center stage as she returned to host Saturday Night Live, marking her sixth time leading the show. The 55-year-old actress stepped onto the stage in a black velvet jumpsuit,

Tonight's "SNL" cold open jokingly informed Netflix that C-SPAN is for sale, too, after its blockbuster Warner Bros. deal.